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IN THE BEGINNING THE EARTH WAS A FORMLESS WASTE AND THE SPIRIT OF GOD BROODED OVER THE DARK WATERS, AND GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT, AND THERE WAS LIGHT.

ALMOST IMMEDIATELY A MASCALZONE APPEARED USING THE WIND OF THE SPIRIT TO SAIL ACROSS THE NEWLY ILLUMINATED SEAS.
Pier Giorgio hopped happily aboard and cried "IM the captain now" but inadvertently capsized the operation and everyone got soaked in the waters of baptisms.
please note that the following fantasy or faerie story is an example of Eucatastrophe, where we are subcreators and imitators of God, and by allowing His spirit to form our story, even the horrible tragedies fo death becomes our salvation.
The Leopards tale is another example of this, though it is not a faerie tale, but reality.

Saturdays'

ACTS OF THE GABUZZI:Apocrypahl Adventures of St Paul,


PAUL COMMISSIONS A BESPOKE GONDOLA.
it is a little known legend told by mariners that Paul commissioned a Tramontini Gondola to escape the Roman procurators in their cigaretti boats, so he could crop dust the empire with the love of Christ.
Apollo his fellow missionary had recommended the boat, and
PAUL ENCOUNTERS PREACHER HINN AT U ATHENS
while waiting for it to be ready Paul wandered the halls of the U. of Athens, came upon a dejected Benny Hinn.
Jesus said ask anything of the father and you'll get it, Hinn bawled. I thought MOOC meant massive open coffers, so I told everybody to give me a thousand bucks and they would get rich. Did they? Said Paul. No, and now they're all mad at me, Hinn sniffed, unaware that Paul saw through his fantabulous fantoche financial fraud.
MOOC means, Meditatio Oratio Contemplatio, said Paul.
Btw can I borrow some of your millions to pay for that Gondola?
THere was a kerfuffle, and
PAUL LANDS IN JAIL ONCE AGAIN
both missionaries ended up in jail again, but Hinn was able to bail hisself out immediately whereas Paul had to wait for another natural disaster. THIS IS A JOKE OK THIS IS NOT IN THE BIBLE IT JUST MAKES ME LAUGH. HI ERRYBDOY!
While Paul was cooling his heels in the calabozo, his attorney came to see him and said to complicate matters, someone had stolen the new boat which was uninsured, and plowed right into the bridge of sighs, inadvertently liberating not only Paul himself but also a bunch of hard timers who had been his cellies, who promptly raced into the streets and began to proclaim the gospel. Its odd on these facts why Venice is referred to as the "serenissima." AT any rate the bridge was rechristned the bridge of Sospiro Spirito Santo after that.
Time for Paul of Tarsus Bail hearing, shouted the CO. Wheres concludo, said Paul wildly looking around we need interference, we need a continuance. tell him to talk about Origen and Osana for a few days until the jury starts quoting scripture
Never fear, said Nicodemus who had sudddently become NIcki Neckties, incarcerated missionary defense team.
I'll file a habeas corpus and baffle the judge so bad he'll think he's blowing around bellvue.
In the next cell awaiting trial on a charge of embuzzoment, was a Mexicali dj known as "razgunyo" or sometimes "cumbiaman" who persisted in playing reggae remixes of "it was only 2016" by sam cooke while Darker than wax, wearing varsity regalia that were in fact darker than wax, accompanyied on drums and whatever on a CDJ. Val fleury was in for failing to pay for dairy queen flurries or is it mcdonalds


Saturday May 22. IT may surprise some readers to know tht the French title of the film Ruby and Quentin TAIS TOI is actully derived from When Ruby was in jail and somehow ended up cellies with Saint Paul while Paul was waiting trial in the court of Agrippa.
His lawyer was planning to plead the fifth and kept advising Paul to Tais toi, while Paul strongly disagreed and said "for the sake of Zion I will never shut up."
the finer points of law and theology were lost on Ruby Plustot, but the TAIS TOI he carried with him out into the Paris streets, where he tried unsuccessfully to use it to quell the unquenchable babble of Quentin MOntargis.
Later, Agrippa had Paul evaluated by the court doctor who concluded that Paul was not dangerous but merely delusional, as he claimed to have seen Jesus, who was obviously dead.
Later both Paul and Ruby were sent to the asile de fanatiques religieuses, where they escaped with the aid of Father Ted, who commandeered a boom crane and lifted them out.
When he was summoned by the procurator to answer charges of gabuzzo after the fact, he said "feck off" and the censors didnt catch it.

PENTECOST SUNDAY MAY 23d. YOU SHALL BE MY WITNESSES WHEN THE SPIRIT COMES UPON YE
Ted later went to an exorcism class at the pope leo exorcism university where the required text was Mark 1:21 and following, featuring the phrase TAIS TOI in one of its more practical applications--instrucing demons to shut up when they blab the secret identity of Jesus before the appointed time .
armed with knowledge and rosares, Ted went back to the 23rd arondissement where a crowd of disenfranchized pauperized demons was haranguing the famous former satanist Blessed Bartolo Longo for turning into a saint.
they had been evicted from the rosary cathedral and were miffed
Bartolo you're a lawyer right said Ted, we need holy witnesses not these demonic duffle bag boys.

Acts of the Gabuzzi--Saturday the world waits for the Good news and we can laugh a little...and entertain each other...so the Atti dei Gabuzzi is a completely fictional story presenting what might have happened to Paul when he was collecting funds and ended up in jail --if he had been a time travellerYou can always donate funds to the Valanga if you want, if we can find the button whch always gets misplaced. As for Paul time travelling, given his visions of the ninth circle of heaven isn't entirely outside the realm of the possible.
vigil of Trinity sunday. Paul, Ruby and Quentin were stuffed into a small holding cell philosophizing. What are you in for, Paul said to Ruby Plustot? Well, I was sleeping with my boss's wife, then he killed her. I got the stash though, I hid it in a graveyard. (in order to avoid the bugs in every jail cell, the whole conversation took place in the dialect of "R" which even R sometimes can't fathom so the police dont ahve a prayer.
What are you in for?
Im collecitng dough for the Jerusalem church.
The stash is in a graveyard, you want some, Ruby said shyly. I have to give a wad to this Albanian refugee but aside from that me and quentin are just gonna open up a cafe called Due Amici.
Yeah, thanks but I guess not, said Paul, I mean--there's money laundering and then there's like --money laundering. You know what I mean?
At the mention of money laundering Quentin perked up his ears.
All I was trying to do is get some money changed. He said.
from what to what? Said Paul. From nothing to something, Quentin said sagely, but Einstein says you can't do that.
Actually wtih the Eucharist you'd be surprised, Paul said.